a shag

a shag is hard to describe. There are many [definitions] ...see [shag]
> Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
> 1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
> 2. A shag is like the [tide]: in and out.
> 3. A shag is like a [sauna]: it makes you [sweat].
> 4. A shag is like a good [curry]: it makes you [hot].
> 5. A shag is like a [table] without a cloth: it has four [bare] [legs].
> 6. A shag is like a [spade]: a [tool] in a [hole].
> 7. A shag is like an invitation: [cum] in
> 8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a [ride] to [remember]
> 9. A shag is like bad [porridge]: lumpy and [sticky]
> 10.A shag is like a [cox]’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
> 11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
> 12.A shag is like an [Irish] man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
> 13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A [Screw].
> 14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: [Coupling]
> 15.A shag is like a [conversation]: [Intercourse]